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all sales are final

July 31, 2003
2:17 pm

*** eXpress message received from Absinthe at 02:06 ***
You shouldn't feel damaged. Damaged is when you fall for them and date them for years and they turn out to be fuckheads and shouldn't you have known them to be such all along?

*** eXpress message received from Absinthe at 02:06 ***
You're just slightly dented.

*** eXpress message received from Absinthe at 02:08 ***
If I was a clerk at a store that sold Amys, and somebody came up to me with you and said, "Hey, this bitch is damaged, can I have her at a discount?" I would tell them, "Ain't nothing wrong with that Amy. Full price, no warranty necessary."